[21:04] <-bloodninja> Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
[21:04] <-BritneySpears14> Aight.
[21:04] <-bloodninja> Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
[21:05] <-BritneySpears14> I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
[21:05] <-bloodninja> Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
[21:06] <-BritneySpears14> Oh, I like to play dress up.
[21:06] <-bloodninja> Me too baby.
[21:06] <-BritneySpears14> I kiss you softly on your chest.
[21:07] <-bloodninja> I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
[21:07] <-BritneySpears14> Hey...
[21:08] <-bloodninja> I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Chicken of the Infinite.
[21:09] <-BritneySpears14> Funny I still don't see it.
[21:10] <-bloodninja> I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty Fuck of the Beyondness.
[21:12] <-BritneySpears14> You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
[21:13] <-bloodninja> Don't fuck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
[21:14] <-bloodninja> I steal your soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000. Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
[21:17] <-BritneySpears14> Don't ever message me again you piece of shit.
[21:18] <-bloodninja> Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
[21:20] <-bloodninja> King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
[21:24] <-bloodninja> You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
[21:28] <-bloodninja> Baby?
--- time passes ---
[23:20] <-BritneySpears14> Ok, are you ready?
[23:21] <-eminemBNJA> Aight, yeah I'm ready.
[23:21] <-BritneySpears14> I like your music Em... Tee hee.
[23:22] <-eminemBNJA> huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
[23:23] <-BritneySpears14> Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
[23:23] <-BritneySpears14> I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
[23:25] <-eminemBNJA> Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
[23:26] <-BritneySpears14> What the fuck, I told you not to message me again.
[23:26] <-eminemBNJA> Oh shit
[23:28] <-BritneySpears14> I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you fuck up.
[23:29] <-eminemBNJA> Oh shit
[23:29] <-eminemBNJA> damn I gotta write down your names or something
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