hella cres

oh. em. eff. gee.

you know, I'm a PC guy.. not militant about it, but I'll probably never own an Apple in my life. Just the way it is, I suppose. However, that does not mean that I don't want to beat the living shit out of one of the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet right now.

there are no words.... no words...

holy poop!!

Two posts in one day!! AMAZING!

I just wanted to pass on to you, dear reader, one of the greatest music videos ever. I proudly present, Junior Senior - Move Your Feet. I laughed, I even shed one of your earth tears over the ending.. it was wonderful.

It's every bit as good as that one with all of the teets and arse.

Sweedish fish.

One of my compatriots from The Site That Shall Not Be Named has created an excellent walkthrough of that groundbreaking 3-D furniture experience, IKEA. Using this strategy guide will guarantee higher scores and faster finishing times.


IKEA is a fully immersive, 3D environmental adventure that allows you to role-play the character of someone who gives a shit about home furnishings. In traversing IKEA, you will experience a meticulously detailed alternate reality filled with garish colors, clear-lacquered birch veneer, and a host of NON-PLAYER CHARACTERS (NPCs) with the glazed looks of the recently anesthetized.

`bout damned time.

Looks like someone grew a brain. The DVDCCA, a consortium of entertainment companies that basically run the DVD technology, has dropped its lawsuit against Andrew Bunner. He was the cat that "misappropriated" the knowledge of how to crack dvd encryption keys about 4 years ago.. The practical upshot: You have him to thank for being able to download Gigli off the internet.

get this kid a record contract NOW.

Pimpin' Checklist:

ferrari - check
fly honeys - check
sweater-vest - check
track pants - check
phat kicks - check
thuggish attitude - check
rock out with your cock out - daaamn right.

westsiiide

party over here, fuck you over there!!

teh intarweb!

Here is a 6 minute documentary on "Internet" from 1993. Pretty funny looking back on it now. Really takes me back to when I'd spend all day hanging out on LambdaMOO, running up a huge isp bill for my dad. $6 an hour back then.. Thanks alot, Wired Issue 3.. I blame that goddamned article for getting me into this mess.

Movie Reviewzz

sorry about the long break.. it's the holidays, so shut up.

Today's special link goes to my newest friend, Broog the Alien Film Critic. I find Broog's taste in film to be impeccable, and his reviews deftly written. Much moreso than Harry Knowles, who is the bastard child of Jabba the Hutt and Samwise Ganges. Farewell, Rotten Tomatoes! I need not your meta-meta-meta reviews! I now place my trust in a slimy, hate-filled being from another planet.